Things You Missed in 50 Shades Darker

When the Fifty Shades Darker movie came out earlier this year, you probably spent most of your time focusing on Jamie Dornan’s back muscles. That wasn’t a mistake. Jamie Dornan’s back muscles are never a mistake, but his lats may have distracted you from a lot of other little moments in the film. Don’t worry: His back muscles will still be there for you after this!

1. This dossier Christian has on Ana. She has $683.16 in her bank account, in case you were wondering. Also, her political affiliation is listed as “none found,” which must mean that she’s never voted in her life.
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2. Whatever this teddy bear poster at the masquerade ball is. This is probably a poster for the charity that will get proceeds from the ball, but for now just pretend it’s a bizarre artwork the Greys are auctioning off.
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3. Christian’s pommel horse. Does he actually use this to work out, or is he just keeping it around for those times when Danell Levya comes over?
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4. Ana’s portrait. Taken by Jose, her friend who just won’t accept that she’s just not that into him. Christian has a boat and a helicopter, buddy. You never had a chance.
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5. The casual head sculpture in Christian’s office. It’s not just his sexual tastes that are singular.
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6. The sad jewelry tree in Ana’s bedroom. Maybe Christian will upgrade her to a real jewelry box now that he’s buying her real diamonds.
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7. The UFC posters in Christian’s childhood bedroom. It could be worse. It could be Scarface or something.
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8. Rita Ora! She really is in the film, right there in that family photo!
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